My day started out as any other day today. The door to my closet opened up and two small hands reached in for me and the other blocks, along with other games we were pulled out to be "played" with. Today the smallest of the two boys who live here wanted to play with us. He opened our bag and poured us all out. They usually don't play with us how our directions STATE to play with us, but none the less. We were made into towers, and houses and what not.
But, for some reason I felt like today was different. Maybe it was the air, maybe it was the fact that this 2 year old strangely enough didn't have any clothes on, I don't know, it was different though. I did hear his father say to the mother of the house, "Let's give him a try today, let's see if he will actually go in the potty".
Well, it was me and the kid... He played, I was laying there. All of the sudden he picked me up, placed something brown and smelly on me and walked with me out of the room. He took me to the mother. I could see her look closely at me and say "Ryan!!! You can not poop on the Jenga blocks!!!". POOP! HE POOPED ON ME! I am a JENGA BLOCK! I am NOT a toilet! POOP! It says it on my box "Ages 3 and up, AGES THREE AND UP!!!". To my utter humiliation the mother took me to the bathroom, wiped the POOP off of me and also (THANKFULLY) sanitized me, and this is how I make my Internet debue! Because I got well, the dirty end of the stick!
To all you parents out there, we toys to not liked to be POOPED on!!! Please just read our directions and FOLLOW THEM!!!
2 comments:
HILARIOUS!!! I wish I could have seen your face when Ryan brought you the Jenga block!!!
that's my boy!
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